What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R