What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.