What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !