What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !