What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh