What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay