What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.