What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA