What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

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How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.