How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Gossip Jokes More Gossip Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !