How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !