How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"