Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.