Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.