He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
He didn't want to stake his tent.
He wanted to see stars during the day.
Damn, son. It's about time!
By ski-mail.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
Holding the pig together.
A pig with a flick knife.
Snort stories
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
The New York jets.
About 6 hours.