Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York?

The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign