He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
A: So he could look like his mama.
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
Damn, son. It's about time!
They'd rather give each other a ring.
Cardiac arrest.
The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."
That's the end of me!"
You can't keep a good man down !
A cotton tale!
New Jersey picked first.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
