Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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What's a terrorists favorite sports team?

The new York jets.

What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York?

The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign