What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip