One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
He had an Inconvenient Tooth.
About 6 hours.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
A square one.*
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