What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!"

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.