What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes