What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear