What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

Why did Eddie Albert have to go to the dentist?

Because he had Green Acres!

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.