What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.