What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What did the blonde's dentist find?

A: Teeth in the cavity.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them