How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.