How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.