How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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Language Jokes More Language Jokes

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.