How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.