What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Previous Random Joke Next

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse