What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..