What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..