What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.