What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.