What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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Maulbec

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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Can I give you a lift "

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What did the coma patient win?

A-trophy.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!