What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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What did the coma patient win?

A-trophy.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.