What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What did the coma patient win?

A-trophy.