What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.