What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!