What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Material Jokes More Material Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What material is Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim.