What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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Why don black people go on cruises?

Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

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How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.