What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...