What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

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What did the computer say?

too weak.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"