What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.