How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

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Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.