How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

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What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.