How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.