What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

Grandmother Jokes More Grandmother Jokes

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Sore Tooth Jokes More Sore Tooth Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.