Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant