What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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He used a skeleton key.

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How would Rhino?

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She laid a sidewalk !

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To get to the other aside!

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He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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He just wasn't into resting.

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Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.