What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!