What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.