What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.