What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.