What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section