What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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Because they don't know the words.

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I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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Pingu-Pong!

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With a crane.

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Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist