What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!