What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How do you find a black person?

Guilty.

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.