What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs?

None. He ....