What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?

Go for the juggler

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Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!