What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.