What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.