What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.