What do pirates use telephones for?

Booty call

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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WhatsApp and SMS ?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!