What do pirates use telephones for?

Booty call

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

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Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !