What do pirates use telephones for?

Booty call

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

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Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.