What do pirates use telephones for?

Booty call

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

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Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!