What do pirates use telephones for?

Booty call

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.