What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.