What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

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What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.