What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.