What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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Why are women so odd?

Because they can't even. Huh huh?

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

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What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail