What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.