What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.