What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).