What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.