What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan