What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross