What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!