What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross