Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )