Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.