Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.