Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

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Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."