Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Seahawk Jokes More Seahawk Jokes

What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

Marshawn Lynch Jokes More Marshawn Lynch Jokes

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.