Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Seahawk Jokes More Seahawk Jokes

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."