What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."