Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.