Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.