Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.