They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
Only whites allowed
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Marry her !
They always use the holy condoms.
Kick the altar boy in the back off the head
I said, "It's not what it looks like!"
It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.
