Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.