What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.