What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.