What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

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What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration