Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.