What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

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What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

Holiday Party Jokes More Holiday Party Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.