What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.