Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.