Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

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What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.