Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged. )

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.