Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!