How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.