How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

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What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What do you call a black man with a gun ?

You call him "sir".