How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.