Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.