Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Who wins the election?

America.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.