Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

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What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings