What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

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What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying