You must not bring either to the movies.
His parents were in a jam.
Because he was empty inside.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
More guns!
A Five-seven.
Eventually the baby stops crying
