How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"