How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5