How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What does a racist baker exclaim?

white flour!

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

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Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"