How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin