Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

Because it's full of bad yolks.

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

Deaf People Jokes More Deaf People Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"