Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Deaf People Jokes More Deaf People Jokes

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.