Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

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How does he smell?

A: Terrible!

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.