Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Deaf People Jokes More Deaf People Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"