Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

Deaf People Jokes More Deaf People Jokes

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.