How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

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Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.