How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Deaf People Jokes More Deaf People Jokes

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"