What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.