What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.