What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...