What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.