What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)