What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.