What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !