What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!