What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)