What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!