What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.