What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.