Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why do they say I'm black in the bedroom?

I'm fast.

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.