Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !