Ski Jokes

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.