Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

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Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.