Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.