Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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Why are there no good racist jokes for white people?

because, only whites are racist.

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.