What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D