What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

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Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.