What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

What do the french call 4/20?

80