What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.