What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

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What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.